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DON’T GET CAUGHT WITHOUT YOUR MISTRESS CLOTHES ON!


Mistress Blonde
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Shirt Text:  Go ahead and inquire about the blonde at the bar, for liquid courage has never looked so good. Mistress Blonde Ale brings together sweet malts with light-bodied fruitiness, making it the perfect choice when you’re looking to slip into something a little more Lager-like. Fun and always refreshing, Miss Blonde pairs well with sunshine, good times, and bad pickup lines.

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Shirt Text:  At Mistress Brewing Company, getting caught is half the fun. When an American Ale gets a little too friendly with a Hoppy IPA, a balance of IBUs and buttery caramel is born. While the smooth finish lingers on your tongue, let our other favorite beer know you’ve moved on to bigger and better things or risk being Caught Red Handed. The choice is up to you.

 


When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven’t tried before.  – Mae West